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"Sommelier":

 

(/ˈsɒməljeɪ/ or /sʌməlˈjeɪ/; French pronunciation: ​[sɔməlje])) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. REBEL! 
2. Enigmatic Fashion PRANKSTER!
3. Soubrette!   

 " ' the advance group (pro baller) in any field, especially in the visual, literary, or musical arts (or court), whose works (snazzy attire) is characterized chiefly by unorthodox (grins-smirks-nods he gets) and experimental methods of applying his SWAG! ' "

#F-E-T-I-S-H 

Welcome Back!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! (smirk)

Since "25" SYMBOLIZES a new Birth (as in February 25)!!!...

"Bang!"  

... Along with this shoe, there shall be some natty, one-of-a-kind bowties slavishy thrown around my collar...

I'm taking orders at Leonard-InfinityDesigns@mail.com.
   

Scott Shuman ("The Sartorialist): my favorite blogger

Listen, Scott Schuman does 'it" better than anyone!!!!  He captures the sublime!!!  And, naturally I can DIG IT!!!!  He and glorified posts can be located in a town near you...

Simply Me!

I am NOT a "Shibboleth" (stereotype): 

(1).   I'm of African and French Canadian descent:  "Greetings and Salutations, mon cheri!"

(2).   I'm the author of this perspicacious blog and I'd rather visit a dusty bookstore than dine on Beluga Caviar. 

(3).   I'm the son of two dynamic individuals that reared me to 'digest' a world larger-than-life! 

(4).   I partidipate in politics (the 13th and 15th Amendments to the US Constitution were written expressly for me). 

(5).    I'm a Bible-believing Apostolic 

(6).    I know how to box and will!

(7).    I use chopsticks with blithe ease (LOL!)
(8).    I've earned the right to wear a Rolex, but I swear by SWATCH (watches). 
(9).    I know the history of every college I've ever attended.
(10).  I rep for the underdog (I support the Royal Family for not telling Diana's secrets)
(11).  I WILL wear lime green socks with a dinner suit.
(12).  I can fillet fish, ride a horse, harvest peanuts (thanks to my popa, Leslie Chappelle)
(13).  I devour Jazz, Rock, Country, 'House,' Classical and Gospel Music.
(14).   *bonus...  I'm NOT petrified by the number "13"; read the Bible and it tells you why!!!!!!!