Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Simply Me!

I am NOT a "Shibboleth" (stereotype)

(1).   I'm of African and French Canadian descent:  "Greetings and Salutations, mon cheri!"
(2).   I'm the author of this perspicacious blog and I'd rather visit a dusty bookstore than dine on Beluga Caviar. 
(3).   I'm the son of two dynamic individuals that reared me to 'digest' a world larger-than-life! 
(4).   I partidipate in politics (the 13th and 15th Amendments to the US Constitution were written expressly for me). 
(5).    I'm a Bible-believing Apostolic 
(6).    I know how to box and will!
(7).    I use chopsticks with blithe ease (LOL!)
(8).    I've earned the right to wear a Rolex, but I swear by SWATCH (watches). 
(9)   I know the history of every college I've ever attended.
(10).  I rep for the underdog (I support the Royal Family for not telling Diana's secrets)
(11) I WILL wear lime green socks with a dinner suit.
(12).  I can fillet fish, ride a horse, harvest peanuts (thanks to my popa, Leslie Chappelle)
(13).  I devour Jazz, Rock, Country, 'House,' Classical and Gospel Music.
(14)  *bonus...  I'm NOT petrified by the number "13"; read the Bible and it tells you why!!!!!!!

1 comment:

  1. (8).    I've earned a Rolex, but I chose aSWATCH. I respect all of them but number 8 speaks volumes!